"Good work today Minimus," demolisher begrudgingly complimented "I'm going to pack up and call it a day, I'm letting you close shop tonight, and see how good of a job you've done for preparing the med bay in the morning."

"Yes sir." was her distracted reply

"Don't forget to steralize." Demolisher took a step towards the door

"Yes sir." her voice fading as demolisher walked closer, and closer to the med bay door's.

"Make sure Zero's still in a deep stasis before you leave, if he's not you know he'll raise bloody pit again in his confusion, and tear up the medbay."

" mhhmmm."  she hummed from her work bench

With a final glance back he called "Oh, and Minimus??!" Her attention finally prying off the little remote on her workdesk "Sir?" she asked dully.

"Please remove those silly accesories." demolisher frowned, eyeing her tail and ears warily "You've been flauncing around like that all day, it's very distracting and unaesthetic to look at." "And please Repaint your self while your at it, you know where all the paint is, being pranked is no excuse for allowing yourself to look so unprofessional." with a final nod too himself he left before he could hear her aggitated and rather tired "Yes Sir."
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Several breems later Minimus surveyed the medbay with a critical optic, everything demolisher commanded was done, Steralized and working efficiently. Zero Gravity, who had previously been a pink pig, was recovering swimmingly from his vocal restoration and no longer pink. Or a pig.

The dispicable costumes forced onto her fellow medics had been destroyed, her costume and a certain pink rabbit costume excluded, (that mech had a screw loose in the processor) all that was left to do was get ready for her final ""patients"" who should be arriving in a huff any klikk now. ....
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE SLAGGING, FRAGGING, AFT SUCKING, *MEDICS*" the word 'medics' being spat out "WOULD DO THIS TO US!" "US BEE!" "US!!! Do they HAVE a death wish!!" stormed the giant mudkip to her friend a white sheep.

"If they didn't they do NOW!" growled the once yellow femme, who was now covered in fluff "This kindof slag really gets my goat ... Shut up!" Beesweet snapped as she realized what she said.

"I hear you bee. When we get our hands on those .... grrrrrr." Was Ebony's out raged reply "It wouldn't be so bad if they had pranked everyone else in our squad, but no!" "They only pranked us!!! NOW WE'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE BASE!!!" Ebony's  visor darkened grimly at the memory of everyone's laughter as she and bee stormed out of the room, the laughter following them as more and more mechs and femmes saw them as they passed, only fueling their fire to find and destroy the femmes responsible.

Smartly, (or rather unfortunatley, in bee's and ebony's optics) Kai and Sago had taken too hiding and were nowhere to be found, medbay, rec -room, or otherwise.

Happily for them though, one on their hit list was easy to find; minimus. She NEVER left the medbay, EVER! Not even on her days off, some believed she hid a berth and a stash of energon in there. She was always there before demolisher, and she always closed. No one saw her go to earth for mission two, nor was she there for the opening of mission three 'cyber dj.' She was such a hermit, Bee and Sonata were extremely confident that their prank on her was the first time she had ever been outside the med bay since her joining. And they were gleefully confident that that was where she was now, tinkering away happily with something or other, blissfully unaware of the pit that was getting ready to be unleashed upon her unsuspecting head.

Medbay doors insight, a grin of revenge filled, unholy glee spread across their respective faceplates. Optics flashing, steps quickening, they reached their destination. Scanning the sterile environment, they spotted their prey... Just infront of them, placing the finishing touches on her repainted boots. Standing there, Ebony Sonata and beesweet waited for the doomed one to acknowledge their presence, and that she was in fact doomed.

With a satisfied sigh Minimus looked up at her company, all five and six stories of them (at least they loomed like they were five and six stories too her) her pale blue visor unmovingly making optic contact with the white sheep, and blue mudkip. All three motionless and silent, Clearing her vocaliser minimus went back to examining her legs and said "If you've come to stare at me, you might want to take a picture it'll last longer and it wont get bored of staring back." Ebony and bee saw red, and sprang into action, then suddenly everything snapped upside down and went black.
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"Hey Min! You ready to go or what?" came Sago's voice
"Yeah! High-grade's on you remember?!!!" Singsonged Kai, followed by her 'Drunk as a skunk' song and deranged chuckle.

"Comin!" Minimus replied as she examined her handiwork"Just gotta check on zero one last time, and we can go!"

"No excuses - Ooooooooooh" "such lovely pinata's!!!" "Can I take a swing?!!!! can I? Can I!!!???" Squealed Kai at the glaring, hogtied, and gagged, white sheep and mudkip (Both sporting 'hit me, I'm full of candy' sign's on their respective backs)

"Not tonight you can't" Minimus gently scolded from her place next to Zero's stasis machine. "Their for the party tommorrow."

"Awww man, I want candy" Kai sulked, while kicking at the ground.
"But we're getting High-grade tonight!" Reminded sago, at which Kai Brightened.

"You two go ahead, I'll catch up!" Minimus called "I have to lock up anyway"

"You better" Her friends (friends? such a funny, and foreign word) cried in unison, dashing away.

Looking aroung one last time at the med bay, minimus turned and stared directly at Ebony Sonata, giving her a final few words before parting

"Who can't reach who's aft to kick now?"

Grinning under her mask, Minimus shut off the lights and left.
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The next morning demolisher walked in his med bay to find Trojan, Triblast (who was still a pink bunny) and Zero gravity; mocking, cheering, and laughing at two giant pinata's who were swearing loudly at them.

Trojan seeing demolisher come in, waved, and called; "Minimus, Sago, and Kai can't come in today." "Said they had too much High-grade last night, and are sleeping it off."

Demolisher merely nodded, and promptly decided he did not want to know.

FIN